Live From The Gutter

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You better pray I get smoked
‘Cause if I don’t
I’m liable to end up taking the throne
I’m liable to meet your bitch
And end up taking her home

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Woke Up To Saturday Like…

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WELCOME TO BEING A “FEMME FATALE”

“Caitlyn, when you were a man, we could talk about your athleticism, your business acumen… now you’re a woman and your looks are really the only thing we care about.”

 

 

#TBT: blowing up like Cocoa Puffs

I’m going down, down, baby, your street, in a Range Rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked, ready to let it go
Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa what
Listen to it pound
Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now

 

Cover me in Glitter cause I’m ready to Sparkle

That’s the kind of people I like: whackos that are loyal. — Angela Raiola

 

Only in La la land

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… will you hear of someone coming up with the idea of a selfie book. A big book overflowing with selfies titled Selfish . who else but our beloved Princess Kim (Khloe voice) could come up with such a genius idea ? “Mommager” Kris Jenner definitely has more than one ace up her sleeve – just look at the empire she created from… a sex tape. However, this new move by Kimmy Cakes is on a whole other level. This is some serious Yeezus inspired isht!

I’ll say this though, thank you Kim for showing us that there’s no such thing as a bad idea. Let’s just put it this way, if half of her 17.448.802 Instagram followers bought her book at $19.95…Ohlala, j’ai déjà la flaime de calculer le total! But you already know it’s some serious moolah coming the Kardashian-West way !

The only reason why I don’t plan on buying the book (well, maybe not the sole reason) is because my coffee table is definitely not worthy of Mrs. West’s chef d’oeuvre. I mean 352 pages of badonkadonk and face action, très peu pour moi, I’ll pass.

Now, if I could just find the courage to exploit my creative genius as fearlessly as Kimmy Cakes, I’d be doing the “money dance” every night before going to bed.